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  Chapter Seven.
"Let's asses the situation."

pause.

"again."

"I have written and I have not written." -- Aristotle.

  ¶ 10:01 PM

  Chapter Five.

because I just walked by Donnie in the rain and he said, hey, what happened to chapter five.

i tired to be truthful, even though the questions were worded strangely.

"Now I know how Joan of Arc felt as the flames rose to her Roman nose and her hearing aids started to melt." -Smiths

Ms. Beth Watson: I would imagine a TAC student would have to be very special. Why did you choose this school?

Well, Beth [fake smile, tugging on faux pearl chanel earrings] I was determined to hate it [delicate sigh] i really was. yea. the rules, the students, the pat-ri-ar-chal cur-ric-u-lum, the location, everything. but i find that some of the rules are easily breakable [light laugh], some i actually LIKE, that the students are some of the most INTENSE and CHARITABLE people i will ever meet, that the curriculum is spun out of pure TRUTH GOODNESS AND BEAUTY [pause to squish a spider with toe of alligator seven-strap shoe.] and, where was i . . . oh and living in the lush mountains of southern california, forty five minutes from Los Angeles and EVERYTHING IT HAS TO OFFER, really ain't that bad!!!!

Ms. Beth Watson: In what way do your classes -- which focus mostly on old books -- address current inssues? If they do, give an example.

[calmly setting glass of Pierre on the counter. clear throat.] ex-CUSE me?

Ms. Beth Watson: I asked-

I heard you. [eyes narrowed to slits rising slowly from chair] address THIS current issue!!

[cat fight.] the end.  ¶ 2:08 PM

  Chapter 6
some of the questions that I am being asked for an ISI guide, regarding my school:

Are the strict rules for opposite sex room visitation, alcohol, and drugs commonly broken? Do you find your classmates bright and interesting? In what ways do your classes -- which focus mostly on old books -- address current issues? Describe the relationship between sexes on campus.

I am currently having a meltdown. I don't know how to answer these questions. Every answer I attempt, flattering or damning to the school, feels like a lie.

Thomas Aquinas College: What is this place? How WOULD you describe colour to a blind man??  ¶ 10:15 AM